Patterned Vests
Vests have never really been particularly attractive. Vests with patterns are downright revolting. Vests haven’t always appealed to me. Patterned vests are extremely repulsive. We won’t make judgments based on their outfit choices because that would be absurd, but patterned vests will be overlooked.
Cop Dramas
A few of these myths are plainly absurd and overblown to the point of absurdity. Furthermore, there are so many of them that they begin to blend together. There are approximately 20 Law & Orders and at least as many CSIs at this time. We must have reached the pinnacle of criminal justice already anyway.