Conversational Sign
Does this statement make more sense to you if it were written this way? It is open to interpretation. The most important thing is never to fly a kite in this area.
Priorities
Clearly, this hotel resort understands what is important to them. They have complete faith in their check-out speed, we must say. Don’t be concerned about the rapidly approaching tidal wave. We’ll check you out as soon as possible so you don’t drown. We’ve got you covered, fam.