A Thief Crab?
Orchard said they’ve had a predisposition to rob him or anyone. His phone was now securely inside one of the crabs’ clutches.
Gently, Orchard picked up his telephone and revealed his unusual tendency to steal and crush hapless residents and visitors.
A Notorious History
Orchard replied to several stolen stories in the park throughout the years. “The Army came here to perform training on the island when I went to Christmas Island in the early 1990s. They had recently been equipped with new plastic butts with new Steyr guns,” stated Orchard.
“I received an appeal from the commander who stated somebody had stolen a weapon.” The real thief?