Potato, Patato
Oh my. The rage this person was feeling deep inside to leave behind potato “voodoo” lookin’ dolls is cray. I mean, this just takes things to a very weird level and we’re not entirely sure how to digest this. Someone leave this guy a car insurance quote because this is totally creepy.
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There is so much sarcasm wrapped into this note that we can’t help but grin like big ol’ fools. But I mean, hey, if some jerk is blocking your way and your only way out is to slide across their hood, well then, what can you do?