Another Genius
Some people just do not learn their lesson. They really should stop parking in front of hydrants. “The worst that can happen is that they will give me a ticket, and they won’t even do that!” they assumed but forgot why those things are installed in the first place. They got smashed windows and water damage.
You Get It
We do not know how good your Russian is, but “actions speak louder than words.” When in Russia, be careful with your parking. When asked to “keep off the grass,” just obey. No one likes getting a toilet on the hood of the car, right? The little gift is pretty nifty, but it is also quite unorthodox.